I overheard something today which I hear often and annoys the piss out of me:
"all this bad stuff happening in the world today must've happened because of the judgement of go-ud (the multisyllabic pronunciation of "god" which people around here are so fond of using)." so, lemme get this right, the japanese earthquake of 1923 which killed over 100,000 people and the holocaust which led to millions of deaths and countless other no-good very bad things were just fun little garden parties in history, but now we've made god mad with our horrible, terrible sins like letting gay people on tv and believing in evolution and all of a sudden we get these terrible, horrible punishments like Katrina and Iraq which have eliminated a whopping not-even-close-to 1% of our population......boy, don't make that go-ud guy angry
by the way:
Katrina...likely caused by the increase in hurricane nastiness associated with global warming (which is mostly our fault, you know, emissions and such)
Iraq...our choice (well the choice of those in power, who were for some reason elected by us)
the world isn't worse than it used to be, but the horrible no good things happening now...you guessed it,caused by us
we need no wrathful god to destroy us, we have ourselves
September 8 2005, 19:30:21 UTC 6 years ago
nonono you've got it all wrong. New Orleans was devastated by Katrina because of all the abortion clinics that were there. Everyone knows it's a fact because the hurricane was obviously shaped like an aborted fetus. Duh.
September 26 2005, 21:14:14 UTC 6 years ago
Hola
Hey man, it was good seein you today. Sorry I was in such a rush, I had a meeting I was late for. Hope your classes are going well, and that T-town is treating you better than its treating me. Let me know things are goinSeptember 29 2005, 13:12:19 UTC 6 years ago